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Title: Corrective Measures
Characters: Sheldon/Penny
Wordcount: 700 words
Summary: Carol is 5'11". Penny is 5'6".
Notes: Written for Jess and Ish in the 2015 Secret Skraw exchange.

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Title: How Ends Begin
Pairing: Sheldon/Penny
Wordcount: 5k
Notes: Beta read by [personal profile] odyle and written for [personal profile] notalwaysweak in the 2014 Secret Skraw exchange. DEAR LAUREN I couldn't pass up the opportunity to write for you after you have written so many amazing things for me!!!!! Sorry this is so weird!!!!!!!!!!!
Summary: The most remarkable thing about both Sheldon and Penny is that they pass the Turing test.

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Winter cleaning? Pre-spring cleaning? Don't remember when I wrote this, but I'm pretty sure it was before S3 aired.

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19 December 2013
Title: Edit
Characters: Sheldon/Penny, past Sheldon/Amy
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 2800
Summary: Sheldon encounters, thwarts, and embraces change...with a little help from the girl next door.
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] jazzfic, based on her second prompt. Hope you like it, darling, and Happy Saturnalia!

[personal profile] odyle did me a solid with a blazing last-minute beta job. (She does me a lot of solids, and I adore her for it.) Title courtesy of Regina Spektor.

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05 October 2013
Title: Because You're There (2/4)
Pairing: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: PG-15
Wordcount: 6800
Summary: Crack, physics, love letters, and the rooftop of the world.
Notes: Not intended to be taken seriously by anyone living or dead. My qualifications for writing about this topic are legitimate in that I have read books (seven books) about mountains and in that I sometimes climb stairs.

Last chapter was edited for science! and continuity. Please disregard my completely tragic timeline and, if you are feeling especially kind, pretend that I know a little about science! and mountaineering.

My love as always to [personal profile] odyle, who understands more about hyphens than probably anyone else in this universe.

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It terrifies me how much unposted Big Bang Theory stuff is still lurking in the nether regions of my drive.

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08 February 2012
Penny/Sheldon futurefic, pretty lengthy and perpetually unfinished. In fact I am so very lazy that I'm not even removing my notes.

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Sheldon/Penny, sequel to "Life, in a Nutshell." This is clearly never going to be finished, but in the interest of posterity and cleaning out my g-docs I thought I'd throw it up here.

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Title: Ruby Tuesday
Pairing: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 5000ish
Summary: Eighteen months ago, a young man and woman vanished from their California home. Now, in a series of exclusive interviews, their loved ones speak out for the first time.
Notes: Inspired by the Rolling Stones, Ray Bradbury, and the Weekly World News (which probably constitutes an apology in itself) and written for [livejournal.com profile] freaky_anomaly. Her request: "Penny keeps beating Sheldon at chess. No one can figure out how, least of all Penny." Hope you like it (full refund and replacement item available if you don't), and Happy Saturnalia!
Eternal Gratitude: Belongs to [personal profile] odyle, who was invaluable for her beta reading, handholding, brilliant pep talks, and fortitude in the face of neediness. Any remaining errors or weirdness are mine, not hers.

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16 October 2011
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Title: Spin
Pairings: Penny/Sheldon
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 7900
Summary: Sheldon asks the universe why; the universe declines to answer. Futurefic.
Notes: Isn't enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

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03 October 2011
Title: Because You're There (1/4)
Pairing: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: PG-15
Length: 4500 words in this part.
Summary: Crack, physics, love letters, and the rooftop of the world.
Notes: Spins off roughly after the end of season four, but discounts season five as canon. Mostly. Pretty much. Actually, I'm pretty sure canon gets defenestrated around the second sentence.

Thanks to the incomparable [livejournal.com profile] odyle, who lent her knowledge of ponies, bars, and grammar.

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Today's special: 1100 words of what was to be a much longer fic featuring Penny/Amy friendship, Sheldon and Penny discussing the future, and a lot of Halo.

This is the difference between them: Sheldon thinks he can hang back and nail people from a distance. Penny knows that sex is a shot to the head. )
 
 
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Title: Maybe I'm a Lion
Characters: Sheldon/Penny
Length: 800 words
Rating: R
Notes: ...yeeeeeeeaaaaaah. Only this one has, like, actual proper spelling. Mostly.

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Title: The Great Journey of Dr. Cooper and Penny-121, As Recounted to the Hobbits of the Dolphin Tribe at the Wedding of One of the Same
Characters: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: PG-13
Length: 2500 words
Summary: A train trip brings expected revelations. Can Penny and Sheldon overcome their differences? Does the dining car serve alcohol? Will telepathically-controlled flying dolphins steal Sheldon's brain?
Notes to the Recipient: A very belated Saturnalia gift, for which you have my sincerest apologies. Please let me know if you're in any way dissatisfied or if you'd like more fic, and I shall throw myself into the writing of another story with gusto and glee. I think I more or less managed to work all your prompts in, although the result is somewhat crackish in nature. (Yay crack!)
Notes (Somewhat Briefer in Nature): For [livejournal.com profile] fujiidom. Happy holidays!
A Disclaimer: Certain people who play certain games may notice certain similarities to a certain fictional universe. I make no promises.

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02 December 2010
This is a story I started ages and ages ago, for some unremembered ficathon at Paradox. The AU is based on two premises: first, that I wanted to explore Sheldon's friendship with the policeman/drag queen who lived across the hall - and this was written before we knew anything about him, so bear with me - and second, that I wondered what would've happened if Penny hadn't split up with Kurt. The Penny/Kurt thing crosses from unhealthy into abusive, which is part of why I abandoned the story; besides realizing I didn't have the delicate touch needed to write about such a traumatic and sensitive topic, I'm generally unhappy with the characterization...hence the perma-WIP status.

Sheldon/Penny, 4600 words )
 
 
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28 October 2010
This is intended as a blend between a beginner's kit for new fans and a personal reclist; I doubt I've combed through even a tenth of the fanfiction at Paradox, but hopefully this will serve as a starting place for people new to the fandom.

(I've gone through about six different iterations of this list, but, um, also hopefully it's found a permanent incarnation here? WHO KNOWS. Still under construction, probably forever.)



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