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Patsy sneaks into Jen’s hospital room. Strictly speaking, there’s probably no need for her to go behind everyone’s backs, but she’s not feeling up to dealing with the people that know her (”Wait, is that Patsy?”) and she’s definitely not up to dealing with the people that don’t (”Aren’t you… Hellkitty?”). There’s a pretty decent crowd of hero-types gathered just down the hall, because everyone likes Jen, but none of them are talking to each other, and Patsy has seen enough aftermaths to know this one is going to be rough. Through the crowd, she catches a glimpse of Carol Danvers sitting on the floor against the wall with her knees drawn up and a square of gauze taped over one eye. Rough, and maybe deservedly so.

Jen’s laid out on a bed barely big enough to hold her, surrounded by whatever medical equipment the Triskelion’s medical team had deemed Hulk-proof. She looks pretty not great – “not great” being about the lowest you can sink when you’re a super-strong green bombshell with a law degree – and if ever there were a time for anguished confessions, this would be it.

Patsy, with a tenderness that surprises her, reaches out and brushes a stringy clump of Jen’s hair away from her forehead, and then she leans very close and puts her mouth to Jen’s ear.

“Jen,” she says. “Jennifer. Jennifer Walters. If you don’t wake up, who’s going to sign my paychecks?”
 
 
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04 December 2016
SPN mundane alternate universe genderswapped f!Cas/f!Dean. With Sam and bees, as one does.

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27 November 2016
Once upon a time I started writing a Kylo Ren/Hux AU where they were only horrible in petty ways and where Ben had three younger siblings named Jacen, Jaina, and Anakin and here it is and I remain very fond of it, thank you.

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25 September 2016
[personal profile] odyle: oh god
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What if Jack proposes to Bitty before a game
so that becomes part of his pre-game routine
so he has to do it before every game from then on
Like, if bitty is there, he'll go propose to him
If he isn't, he facetimes him

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someone needs to write matt/elektra crack
where matt pretends to be long-suffering and serious but keeps forgetting himself and having fun
and elektra would murder for a decent slice of pie

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Oh hey another kink meme fill abandoned for Hawke/Varric!

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Started for the kink meme and almost immediately abandoned for Hawke/Varric because haha oh. :(

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Follow-up to this series wherein the Avengers attend a gay pride parade. I have no further explanations.

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This was supposed to be post-movie fic about Aurora learning to rule and Maleficent and Diaval becoming 100% an old married couple instead of 90% an old married couple, which they basically are from the moment they meet. I might still come back to it someday.

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Sif/Loki that I think was started for Mischief & Mistletoe '14 and then quickly abandoned.

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End of the year means fic amnesty!

This was third in what was going to be a seven-part series, but somewhere along the way I realized I was no longer retaining what happened in OUAT between the start of an episode and the end of an episode.

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