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Title: The Reunion Scene
Pairing: Hawke/Varric
Wordcount: 2k
Summary: "Don't worry—I skipped the part about us."

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Title: A Small Collaborative Effort (2/2)
Characters: Hawke/Varric
Wordcount: 3k
Rating: Explicit
Notes: This was approximately the most laborious thing I have ever written, but since basically everything else I've done for this pairing fades to black before the fun bits, it seemed like time to post something a little more naked.
Summary: When two business partners love each other very much, they invest in a joint venture.

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Title: Greatly Approved
Pairing: Hawke/Varric
Wordcount: 35k
Notes: Written for the Dragon Age Kink Meme, more details on AO3.
Summary: An apostate's guide to popular fiction. Or: Hawke runs headlong into Cassandra's book club, Varric comes along for the ride.

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Title: A Small Collaborative Effort (1/2)
Characters: Hawke/Varric, Fenris/Isabela
Wordcount: 4k+
Notes: I am fairly certain this is extremely self-indulgent and therefore unfit for human consumption, but I leave it here so that you may judge for yourself.
Summary: When two business partners love each other very much, they invest in a joint venture.

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Title: Rising Action
Characters: Hawke/Varric
Wordcount: 5k
Notes: Follows The Moral of the Story. Warning for non-consensual conversations, borderline crack, and deeply self-indulgent claptrap. (Does anyone else feel an unhealthy nostalgia for Kirkwall?)
Summary: Sometimes a writer has to throw artistic integrity out the window and give the audience what they really want: a happy ending.

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Title: The Moral of the Story
Characters: Hawke/Varric, implied Cullen/Lavellan
Rating: Explicit
Wordcount: 5k
Notes: A thing you may not have known about me is that Hawke/Varric is apparently the hill I am willing to die on. This discovery courtesy of the Dragon Age Kink Meme. OOPS. Uh, if you don't remember this, it...it probably won't help the following story make any more sense, but it's PRETTY GREAT ANYWAY (said the totally biased author).
Summary: If Varric ever wrote an autobiography, it would be cataloged as a farce.

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27 November 2014
Title: The Jig of Chains
Characters: Cullen/Trevelyan, Fenris/Hawke, Isabela & co.
Wordcount: 4k
Notes: Third in a series. Copious crack, written purely for mine own amusement.
Summary: It is good to see me, isn't it!

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05 February 2012
Title: Stand and Deliver
Pairing: M!Hawke/Fenris
Rating: PG-13?
Wordcount: 4900
Summary: Think of it as personality dialysis.
Notes: Follows Me (It's What's For Dinner) and beta read by [personal profile] odyle, who deserves better than this crack.

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Title: Me (It's What's For Dinner)
Pairing: Fenris/M!Hawke
Genre: Crrrack
Rating: PG-15
Wordcount: 2600
Summary: What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame, does it have a name? (Yes. Loathing.)
Notes: *assumes sunglasses* Yeeeaaaaaah.

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